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Peace: It's a piece of cake

11/29/2010

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Hadera used to be a town best known for being the most bombed outside of Jerusalem. With many Arab villages and towns close by – some friendly, some not – it wasn’t hard for an aspiring suicide bomber looking to make a name for himself and guarantee a $25,000 payment from Saddam Hussein to his family, to go into Hadera and cause mayhem.

That was before the wall or security fence was constructed, a wall whose construction I opposed at the time. Too many memories of the Berlin Wall made me believe that Israel’s wall was a mistake. Well, regardless of the undoubted fact that the wall has a number of moral flaws, there can be no disputing the result that since its construction, terrorist acts by Palestinians or local Arabs collaborating with Palestinian militias, have fallen by more than 90%!

The proof is very much in the pudding, or in my particular case, the cakes. So it was that last week I joined my wife Paz to man her cake stall in Hadera shopping mall, the very place that was the target of a number of bombings in the years prior to the construction of the wall. It might not surprise you to hear that I had never been to Hadera Mall before, so I was more than a little surprised to find an impressive modern shopping centre where Paz was placed as the centre of attention for their ‘Cupcake Festival’. And what a fabulous two days we had there. Not only did Paz’s cakes sell ‘like hot cakes’, but the many compliments about her sugar sculptures and confectionery from members of all communities was overwhelming.

For me, as someone who has truly hoped for so long that Jews and Arabs can live together in peace, being on the sales side of the stall and seeing Orthodox Jews and religious Muslims chatting together about cakes and deserts,( just as they would with anyone from their own community), was a delight. We all like delicious things. We are all attracted by artisan accomplishments, and we are all attracted by a bargain, as was proved when we knocked 1/3 off for the last two hours on the final day.  

Hadera has such a rich mix of people, the overwhelming majority of whom just want to live a quiet life, have a few dollars in their pocket and a little extra for a treat now and then. Having a laugh and a joke with religious Jews, secular and religious Muslims, Ethiopians, Russians, South Americans, with off-duty soldiers, cleaners and shopkeepers, proved to me that the dream is achievable if the extremists on both sides can be quieted and cast aside to the very margins of all societies.

 
And now a round-up of news from this region from the last 10 days...

The Wikileaks revelations have shown what we have always suspected, that whilst most countries publicly slate Israel and its stance on the Middle East, many in private have been lobbying for Israel’s stance to be backed up. Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Jordan and many European countries are desperately concerned about Iran and its intention to have nuclear weapons and use them against Israel. It has also been revealed that Iran has regular used Red Crescent ambulances for transporting weapons into Lebanon.

Whilst the Wikileaks revelations might compromise some US security departments, they have at least let the world know that Israel is not standing in quite the isolation that so many countries have been portraying in public.

 The indispensible travellers guide, ‘Lonely Planet’ has placed Tel Aviv as No.3 on the list of the world’s most enjoyable cities, hot on the heels of New York and Tangiers (yes, Tangiers), and way ahead of London, Paris, Sydney or Rome. As a party city with amazing beaches, restaurants and night life, Tel Aviv wowed the judges who also pointed out the excellent art and music venues, the tolerance of the gay community by mainstream society, and the outstanding range of museums and university facilities. 

 Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has proved himself to be a cut above the normal politician. Even though it has been PC to slate Israel at every opportunity (at least in public, as Wikileaks proved this week), Harper has once again come out in defence of Israel and pointed the finger at other world leaders for their double standards. Here’s what he had to see last week on the subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUfFdhIOoQM

It appears that as a result of Canada’s pro-Israel stance they were overlooked for a temporary seat on the UN Security Council, but Harper suggested that this was a price he and his country are prepared to pay for saying what is right.

 

The prospect of the next James Bond movie being filmed in Israel has moved a step closer with the news that on his visit here earlier this month British Foreign Secretary William Hague signed an agreement with his Israeli counterpart Avigdor Lieberman for a cinematic cooperation deal.

 

The deal gives major tax breaks to British movie companies when filming in Israel, and rumours abound that a major section of the forthcoming Bond movie may well be shot in the Holy Land. If they haven’t already cast the villain, might I suggest that FM Lieberman would be a perfect fit for the role, a part he won’t even have to rehearse to have off to a ‘T’!

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Something we all agree on!

11/18/2010

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At last! Something we all agree on! Last week rabbis, imams and priests got together to jointly pray for rain. If ever there was an occasion that might have prompted me to re-think my belief that it is most unlikely there is a greater force up there looking down on us, then the successful combined prayers of the ‘Big Three’ religions to the ‘man upstairs’ might have been the clincher.  

If I tell you that since the three wise men got together in the West Bank village of Walaja we have seen temperatures shoot up to an astonishingly high 39 degrees centigrade, (that’s 102 degrees farenheit), in mid-November, about 13 degrees above the seasonal norm, you will appreciate that I have had no reason to revise my opinion. Over here, it’s drier than ‘Happy Hour’ at the Betty Ford Clinic!  

And all this after my blog of last month celebrating the few drops of rain that came our way for half an hour or so. That was it. That was the only rainfall we’ve had here since the end of March. Things are getting a little desperate. Only yesterday one of the Chief Rabbis called for a day’s fast to pray for rain. My petunias are a miserable sight and my limes have shrivelled! It’s not funny, believe me. If you go in for all that praying business, do remember to make mention of our drought situation over here and put in a good word for us. 

And now a few brief stories that have cropped up since my last missive.

Hollywood star Leonardo DiCaprio is reportedly thinking of building a home in Israel to share with his long-time girlfriend and Israeli-born supermodel Bar Rafaeli. He was over here this week looking at places to build and has apparently decided against the usual locations such as Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Herzlia etc in favour of building his own pad out in the Negev desert. Good for him. It’s an astonishingly beautiful area and his presence there might encourage others to populate the part of the country that David Ben Gurion insisted, and more recently Shimon Peres highlighted, as the one area where there is no shortage of space and plenty of room for development.

Israeli university students were involved in violent clashes with local police in Tel Aviv earlier this week as a demonstration against the passing of a bill allowing payments to yeshiva students at the expense of university students was passed by the government. As mentioned on the blog a few weeks ago, Israel’s main religious parties effectively blackmailed the Netanyahu coalition into continuing the payments - which were declared illegal by the Israeli High Court earlier this year – insisting they would leave the government and force the collapse of the Netanyahu administration if their demands to continue funding people who make little or no contribution to mainstream society were not met.



Eight arrests were made at the Tel Aviv rally and four policemen were reportedly injured in the clashes.

There was a bit of a shemozzle in the Sea of Galilee town of Tiberias last week when animal rights activists and local police  joined together to condemn and a local electrical goods store that was giving away a free sheep to every customer who spent over 1000 shekels. The offer coincided with the Muslim festival of Eid –El Adha, an occasion when the distasteful and cruel spectacle of sacrificial slaughtering of a sheep is seen as a very big deal.

There are lots of Israeli Arabs in the Tiberias area and apparently the store was overwhelmed with customers buying a vacuum cleaner, fridge or cappuccino maker, then putting their purchase in the boot of their car and the newly acquired sheep on the back seat! A couple of our woolly friends, (acting rather unsheepish in thinking for themselves), got loose in the centre of Tiberias and brought traffic to a halt before being caught and subsequently saved by animal campaigners and taken to a safe location.
 


And finally...Ramle, a poor Jewish/Arab town only 15 miles from Tel Aviv, is reported to be seeing an influx of curious tourists who are making a beeline to the War Graves cemetery where the resting place of one Private Harry Potter has been causing something of a stir.

Only noticed recently by a tour guide, the grave is that of an 18-year-old British soldier who was killed in 1939 after a skirmish with local bandits. It transpires that this original Harry Potter had gone into the army at the age of 17 and lied about his birth date in order to sign up, only to sadly meet his death at such a tender age a very long way from his home town of Birmingham. Fanatical fans of the Harry Potter books and movies have now started making a pilgrimage to the graveside.

That’s all, for now. Shalom from Israel.

 

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Israel's moral obligation to Burma

11/08/2010

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They went to the polls yesterday in Burma. Or at least those that support the government-backed parties in the pathetic excuse for a ‘free and fair’ general election, went to the polls for a vote that has rightly been boycotted by the main opposition party led by the incarcerated Nobel prize-winning dissident Aung Sang Suu Kyi. 

The Burmese people have been under military rule since the late 1950’s, a brutal regime that has murdered not hundreds, not thousands, but allegedly hundreds of thousands of its own people with barely a word of dissent offered from the democratic nations of the world. The indigenous people of northern Burma have borne the brunt of the state-sponsored violence. Whole tribal peoples have disappeared. The situation in this beautiful Buddhist land is intolerable, yet few if any major governments form the western world and beyond show any real interest in what is going on there. 

The Burmese situation, (like that of so many other despicable regimes in the world that go unpunished and overlooked), begs the question of why Israel is vilified on a daily basis for its actions in a country where human rights are observed to a far greater degree than any other in the Middle East and most others in Asia and the Far East? Many suggest that the agenda is one based on anti-Semitism, financial and economic considerations, or a combination of both. 

Israel often points out the anomaly in the treatment of its politicians against those of Burma and other similar dictatorships whose record on human rights is many, many times worse than the Jewish state, yet it should not be overlooked, (and in my opinion is a distinct black mark on Israeli foreign policy), that Israeli armaments are regularly sold to the Burmese authorities surely in the knowledge that they will be used to suppress and murder Burmese citizens. The Israeli government needs to take a stand on this issue and cease its supply of weaponry to the former British colony. 

I have a particular interest in Burma in that I visited the country more than a decade ago and found it to be without doubt the most enchanting place I have ever seen. Burma’s (or as the military government like it now to be known Myanmar’s), self-imposed isolation makes it a difficult place to enter and leave safely. It is not the least bit unusual to find yourself being followed by plain clothes policemen. In a country virtually untouched by commercialism and western influences, travelling is difficult and local guides are essential. The people are poor but inspiringly good spirited, gentle and kind. Their Buddhist temples are breathtaking, and the company of the monks, (many of whom were infamously massacred a few years ago when they supported public demonstrations against the government), was for me a truly unforgettable experience. 

Something needs to be done immediately to relieve the suffering of these wonderful people. I had a chance to help and fluffed it, and it is one of my deepest regrets. I wish I had taken the opportunity when it came along and been brave enough to assist the opposition, but circumstances conspired against me. 

It was spring 1999 and I had been travelling with Paz, (then my fiancée) across Burma, when we got to a beautiful former British colonial town up in the hills. I shalln’t give names of the locations or the people involved for fear that someone, somewhere in the regime, might happen upon this blog and act accordingly. 

Having given our guide the night off, we walked down into the town to a local tea house and enjoyed a lovely few hours. In brief, halfway back to our hotel a man (who it later transpired was a drug addict), appeared out of the twilight armed with a machete and attempted to kill us. Paz was stabbed, and after fighting desperately with the man, he fled with some money and a camera. The rarity of such a violent incident and the fact that the victims were foreigners ensured that high ranking police and other officials quickly came to the scene. Paz was rushed to hospital and had emergency surgery to save her hand and afterwards I was asked to give a statement. 

A distinguished Burmese man came to talk to me, a highly educated gent who it transpired was a senior figure in the underground opposition movement. He translated my statement from English to Burmese and then asked me to go for a stroll to see a viewpoint – I like a mug said I wasn’t in the mood for photo opportunities, and it had to be explained to me that there were spies for the regime everywhere and it was only safe to talk outdoors – and it was then that he asked me (having been made aware that I was involved in the British media), if I would take some documents out of the country to deliver to a third party who would expose human rights abuses occurring on a daily basis. 

My heart told me I should do whatever I could to help, but my head said that after such a violent incident it wasn’t wise to get wrapped up in anything that could get very messy if I was caught with the papers. I said I couldn’t help. He implored me to think again, “take 24 hours to think it over” he said, and I agreed to think about it. But 24 hours later, with a manhunt going on for our attacker and Paz and I both in a state of shock, I apologized and told him that much as I wholly sympathized with the cause and would in other circumstances have been proud to help, now just wasn’t the right time. He told me he quite understood and added his apologies to the dozens of apologies already received from the local people for our unsavoury experience. 

A couple of days later our attacker was caught, we indentified him at a police station, and he was later sentenced to a very long period in jail with hard labour. 

Despite that unfortunate experience, everything else in Burma was spectacular, (except the food, that was bloody awful), and the warmth of the people, the stunning sights such as the pyramids of Bagan, the Red Fort in Mandalay, the mystical Inle Lake, and the Golden Temple of the Shwedagon Paya in Rangoon, will never leave my memory. 

The Burmese people deserve freedom and a chance to rejoin the international community. If Israel seriously wants the world media to turn its attention to the awful situation in so many countries, (like that in Burma), and to tone down its anti-Israeli and in some cases anti-Semitic rhetoric, then the Israeli government should take the lead, adopt the moral high ground and stop selling weapons to the Burmese junta and any other regime that so flagrantly suppresses freedom of expression and human rights. 

Believe me, whatever the outcome of the general election in Burma, as long as the horrendous Orwellian dictatorship continues to receive weapons from Israel, China, India and doubtless many others, the Burmese people will never be free.

 

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